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Lucy's Blog 31st January



Hope you are all well sorry it has been a while in writing it has been all go since Christmas and I even fitted in a short holiday to Newmarket which I can confirm had more snow than Scotland for once.

Will give you all the news later on but first I wanted to share the Christmas Party Song Lyrics with you all as Stevie Ellwood songwriter may go on to greater things and I can at least stake some claim on his first piece.

P.s the swearing nothing to do with me!!

It was based on the popular Winter Wonderland song and anyone who has ridden out here will understand how much JER loves his Walkie Talkies so Stevie thought more appropriate to jiggle things about a bit;

“Christmas time-Craig Farm is a glistenin’-the Walkie Talkies are a hissin’ where are ya Willie Cowe-will you come in right now IN A JAMES EWART WALKIE TALKIE WONDERLAND

Moaning Hughesy-wat ya doin?-mind ya contract needs renewin’ Get your mind on the game-and boot some mair winners’ hame IN A JAMES EWART WALKIE TALKIE WONDERLAND

Kirsty’s simmering and poutin’-boyfriend Dells gaen her a shoutin’ A want into her bed-but she’s in love with Ted (Frontier Boy) IN A JAMES EWART WALKIE TALKIE WONDERLAND

Next year there will be a crisis-am gettin’ ma amateur licence They’ll raise the minimum weight to fourteen stone eight IN A JAMES EWART WALKIE TALKIE WONDERLAND

WE’VE GOT AN ITALIAN ASSISTANT TRAINER OVER HERE ALL THE WAY FROM ROME CHARLES MUST BE ON A BLOODY GOOD RETAINER TO AFFORD THE CROWN HOTEL AS HIS HOME

Gallop morning-horses through their paces-Emma away again to the races-inspections are a farce-and have you checked out Kerri’s arse? IN A JAMES EWART WALKIE TALKIE WONDERLAND

Dan could be the next riding star-if he manages to not crash his car He tried to bash a big hole-in a telegraph pole IN A JAMES EWART WALKIE TALKIE WONDERLAND

WE’VE GOT A MAN CALLED DAVROS MCLOOD-HIS JOB IS TO BE JAMES’S RIGHT HAND MAN NEVER LEAVES THE HORSES WITHOUT FOOD AND LIVES IN A STATIC CARAVAN

Tresor was a gallopin’ with finesse-jinked and got rid of Vanesse -She was laid on the sand wi a broken bone in her hand IN A JAMES EWART WALKIE TALKIE WONDERLAND

Wee Gorm is small n’ full oh cheek-sleeps in twice every week. Dales our conditional beginner-who will soon ride a winner IN A JAMES EWART WALKIE TALKIE WONDERLAND

OH WHAT COULD BE WRONG WITH MISS BRIONY HER PRECIOUS DOG CANNOT BE FOUND SHE CALLED THE M.O.D TO TRY AND FINE EE AND THEY FOUND POOR LUCY BURIED UNDERGROUND

So Lets Get serious about Lynn-one of the famed McCartney twins-I offered her some romance-but she never gave me a chance IN A JAMES EWART WALKIE TALKIE WONDERLAND

Andy’s nae diesel he’s desparin’-fookin hell John’s still swearing Sweepin’ the yard is a pain-and its pishin’ down wi rain IN A JAMES EWART WALKIE TALKIE WONDERLAND

SO WHAT ABOUT THE MAN WHO DOES THE TRAININ’- TRYING HARD TO MAKE IT IN THIS RACING GAME-HE WANTS US ALL TO STOP WINGEIN’ AND COMPLANIN’ AND NO MORE BLOODY HORSES GOIN’ LAME

Yuletide feast and mistletoe kisses-Cheltenham beckons for Lord Wishes And its just far too wet-for Mandarin Sunset IN A JAMES EWART WALKIE TALKIE WONDERLAND

So thanks for our invitation-to the James Ewart Christmas celebration I hope av givin you some laughs-about the horses and staff IN A JAMES EWART WALKIE TALKIE WONDERLAND

IN A JAMES EWART WALKIE TALKIE WONDERLAND

IN A JAMES EWART WALKIE TALKIE WONDERLAND”

Stevie Ellwood

Christmas Party

22/12/2012

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